Candace Porter, Maria Lucia Garcia and Sadie Goldstein are three, feisty, female cancer patients in their 70s. They've shared conversations about everything, including their shitty sex lives. During one refer madness session they decide to do something about the situation. Their solution is to kidnap a well-endowed male stripper for one last tryst. However, lust leads them to be national heroes who bust a $50 billion dollar cancer scam. With their financial reward from the government, they decide to change lives. First starting with the stripper they kidnapped. Happy endings all around!