Jacqueline of many trades and mistress of a few of them, my portfolio goes from nude modelling to writing, with art, composing and other creative endeavours in between. Published poet and novelist with a penchant for the esoteric and the historic. Trans lesbian with a few extra tons and a mind as sharp as last week's lemons, I hate cliches like the plague. except that one, obviously, but love the knots that can be tied with the judicious misuse of language and a receptive audience. But a picture is a thousand words and the show must go on, so here I am, etc. x